Quick Update Before We Begin

not gonna do it

 

 

Ok so I know I said I was going to mirror Barstool and do Wake Ups and Guess That Ass, but last night I realized how dumb that was.  This week is to prove I can write and be funny, not to prove I can right click a mouse and select “save image as”.  If I get the gig of course I’m going to have to steal images and create galleries and find no name Ukrainian chicks bending over at the beach.  I get that, it’s part of the gig.   However, for now I’m just going to find bizarre stories from around the world and say horrible things about them.  So if you want to look at a bunch of porn stars and random “famous” people’s asses today just head over to the mothership.  I’ve got more pressing matters…like making my egg white and black bean scramble.  So I’m off to cook up a mediocre depressing breakfast, then it’s time to get to work.

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