This Is Why American Idol Sucks

They have chubby kids in Taiwan that literally roll out of the sweat shops and belt out Whitney Houston like it’s nothing.  We have Clay Aiken and Adam Lambert shoving cocks in their mouths on stage at a furious rate.  Guess that’s the kind of shit you have to do when you have zero talent, distract the audience with bukake shows while the asian kid who should be the expert in that area makes passionate love to your eardrums.  He didn’t even have to flash his nuts or anything…that’s true showmanship.


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