Dude Just Didn’t Like What Was On

Minnesota   A man used a hammer to leave a path of destruction at a Target store in Winona. Police said the 39-year-old man smashed big-screen televisions and destroyed other electronics Saturday evening before taking a swing at an officer.  The Winona Daily News reported customers ran from the store as the man swung his hammer. One witness said the man had a “glazed look” in his eyes and was “walking like Frankenstein.”


Well someone is getting sick of Keeping up With The Kardashians huh?  I mean I hate that show too but I don’t think I’d take my anger to this level.  And who are these pussies running out of the store??  The dude has a hammer, and he’s walking like Frankenstein…I don’t think he’s gonna be able to catch you…I think if someone had just walked up to him with a “hey bro…fucking tvs right?”  shit would have been over…dude would have begun ranting about how Khloe is too fat to be famous and Kim’s ass violates the laws of the universe and that would have been that…instead everyone ran like little bitches and the dude got tazed…see sometimes a little diplomacy can keep problems from escalating…Henry Kissinger would have handled this differently


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