It’s A Sad Day…

NY Daily News   Chelsea Clinton, the former First Daughter, has decided to tie the knot.  She’s marrying long-time beau Marc Mezvinsky. She and her man announced over the weekend in an e-mail to firends, a spokesman for Bill Clinton confirmed.

“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged!” they wrote, and made a point of shooting down the old rumors. “We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc.”

 

Well guys you can all take down those Chelsea posters from your walls, one of the best has finally fallen.  I mean the only thing that could be worse than this is to find out Kathy Griffin or Susan Boyle are getting married…there are so few single smokeshows left in the world…I know I spent hours hyphonating my name James Williams-Clinton with just the mere hope that she would one day pick me…oh well…I guess now it’s on to Kelly Osbourne

P.S.  This is the asshole who ruined my day…fucking Marc Mezvinsky

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