Animals Begin Air Attacks


Texas   Police say a low-flying pelican distracted a driver in Texas, causing him to veer off a road and drive his million-dollar sports car into a salt marsh.   La Marque police Lt. Greg Gilchrist says the man claimed he lost concentration while driving his French-built Bugatti Veyron on Wednesday because the bird swooped into sight. Gilchrist says the driver dropped his phone, reached down to pick it up and strayed into the brackish water in La Marque, about 35 miles southeast of Houston.  Gilchrist does not know if the car can be salvaged but conceded that “salt water isn’t good for anything.”


Stepping up your tactics I see animals…bringing this fight to the skies?  Ok I wasn’t expecting this, but I’ll concede you won this opening skirmish…taking out one of our wealthiest guy’s sports cars is definitely sending a clear message, that you won’t go down without a fight.  But I prefer it that way, it’s no fun if you don’t fight back.  The only thing that you may have overlooked is that I was going to leave the birds out of this war, I had no beef with them, but you brought them into the mix so now they’re free game…roads are gonna be littered with those flying mother fuckers now, it’s gonna look like Bird Jonestown all over the world.  So enjoy this victory while it lasts, cuz you’re not going to like what’s next.

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