This May Be The Cockiest Guy On Earth


London   A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.   South Wales Police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.  When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van. They obligingly printed it on the front page.


There’s cocky, then there’s Matthew Maynard cocky.  I respect the hell out of this move, not only does it make you a legend in the crime game, but it has to get you all the crooked toothed British pussy you can handle.  How can chicks not line up to bang this guy?  I love the added touch having the picture taken in front of a police van…just straight rubbing the fuzz’s noses in it.  The only downside I can see resulting from this is the cops probably have shoot to kill orders now.  So get while the gettin’s good Matty boy, cuz sooner or later you’re gonna have a night stick up your ass.


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