Tim Lincecum Busted With Weed…No Shit


ESPN  San Francisco Giants star pitcher Tim Lincecum is facing misdemeanor marijuana charges following a traffic stop in his home state.  Washington State Patrol spokesman Steve Schatzel said Thursday that the 2008 Cy Young Award winner and former star at the University of Washington was pulled over for speeding on Interstate 5 in the town of Hazel Dell, about four miles north of the Oregon border, on Oct. 30.  An officer approached Lincecum’s 2006 Mercedes and smelled marijuana as the pitcher rolled down his window. Schatzel said Lincecum immediately complied with a request to hand over the drug and a marijuana pipe from the car’s center console.


If I were a cop and I pulled Tim Lincecum over for anything the first thing I would do when he rolled down his window is ask him for his weed.  Hey Tim, nice haircut, now give me your fucking nugget.  This dude is rocking the hair lettuce and smoking the hippie lettuce, he’s a stud pitcher but if you asked me what ball player in the league would get busted with weed I would give you two names, Tim Lincecum and Tim Lincecum.  Good news here is that the patrolman only got 3.3 grams…you know Timmy has way more than that.  He’s the pro baseball equivalent of this guy…


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