The Great Drag Queen Rum Heist Of 2009


South Dakota  Police said a person believed to be a man disguised as a woman in a black dress tried to steal a bottle of rum and cola drinks from a local drug store. The store’s loss prevention officer unsuccessfully tried to stop the person, who is described as about 20 years old, 6-foot-3-inches tall and weighing 300 pounds.  Police said the person handed the rum back to the store employee, threw the drinks on the ground and fled after trying to bite the employee when the worker tried to restrain him.


If I’m working anywhere and a drag queen comes into my place of business, you better believe if they want to rob me, I’m gonna let them fucking rob me.  Queens are crazy man, I used to live out east, I’ve been to lower Manhattan, I’ve seen things.  Enough to know that I’m not fucking with anyone dressed like a chick.  So Roberta Bob can have their rum and coke just as long as they don’t break into song or do a Liza Minnelli impression…just get your booze and get the fuck out of my store.  This loss prevention officer is a brave man…I would have been cowering behind the counter sucking my thumb…I know what these freaks can do…


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