Are You Ready For The Hunt??

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Well it’s that time of year once again.  The leaves have started to turn, there is a chill in the air, all roads lead to Far Hills, New Jersey and The Hunt.  If you have no idea what I’m talking about, The Hunt is an annual steeplechase horse racing event, but it’s really just a massive tailgate.  If you combined giants stadium’s parking lot on game day with Martha’s Vineyard you have an idea what this is all about.  There will be smokeshows everywhere wearing their best equestrian shit, skin tight jeans, riding boots, basically preppy hot.  Dudes with popped Polo shirts and loafers doing keg stands and shotgunning beers will be a common sight.  Sloppy drunks falling in the mud, and IT WILL BE MUDDY, will be much of the entertainment.  This is THE place to be this saturday.  You will see everyone you have ever known at any point in your life, if you’re a chick you will run into every guy you’ve ever banged.  It’s a day to reconnect and most importantly, to get shit faced.  So hop on a train, get in your cars, and head to Far Hills this saturday!  It’s going to be a fucking disaster…oh and there’s horse racing too.

P.S. Send all pictures from The Hunt to thenewloon@yahoo.com and I’ll post them next week…I want to see smokeshows and lots of them…any good drunken behavior is great too!

For information about The Hunt here is the link to the website: The Hunt!

And next year look for The Loon’s spot at The Hunt…we will be there with a sponsor handing out free shit and getting rowdy

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2 Responses to “Are You Ready For The Hunt??”

  1. shutup Says:

    Are you fucking kidding me? does anyone care about USC/hollywood joke. No one fucking cares about Pete Carols stupid fucking motivational attidude or his sick god damn win.loss record. Pete carol, your a fukin dumb joke with ur stupid jokes and ur god damn patheitc positive attirude. yah yah run around jumping around like a fuckin joke, you are a DONKEY!!!! your team fucking sux this year and you lost to washington, the worst state ever, no one has ever been to fucking washingon. you lost to FUCKING WASHINGTON! are you that fucking pathetic. If you could name on thing thats sick that anyone cares about thats in washington I will voluntarily shrink my cock and bang 6s, but i cant because my cock is huge and I bang 9s so you can grab my cock and go fucking kill yourself. JESUS fucking christ im sick of this shitt. pete fucking carol and your joke fresman actor qb and ur pathetic team. I remeber you played texas once and they whipped out their big fuckning cocks and raped you infront of the camera while your little bitch shitt for a conference bitches went home crying little littlee fucking girls. PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES! 3rd of all, pete carol your conference is a fuking joke, your joke QB is a fuking joke and ur a god damn zero

  2. The_Creator Says:

    shutup…wrong post…but still hilarious

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