Dad Just Wanted To Bond With His Kid


Alabama  Officials say a drunk father and son burglarized a home and were caught after the son was found passed out under the invalid homeowner’s bed. DeKalb County Sheriff Jimmy Harris said Wednesday that a 37-year-old man and his 19-year-old son were arrested Sunday.  Harris said they broke into the home around 2 a.m. Sunday and took car keys, medication, about $200 in cash and $100 worth of jewelry. They were about to leave when one of the residents woke up, and they hid.  The father sneaked out but Harris said the son apparently passed out in his hiding place under the homeowner’s bed.  The homeowner’s wife found him around dawn and called a neighbor and police.


Ok the guys in the picture aren’t the same dudes but they may as well be.  I really wouldn’t want to be the son in this case, completely fucking his dad over because he can’t handle his buzz.  You’d think the adrenaline you’d have pumping during a breakin would keep you awake but apparently the Boone’s Farm and meth counteracted it.  When you can’t even pull off a daring 2 a.m. heist of the house of a vegetable then it’s time to change professions.


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