Crazy Bitch Punks Burlington Coat Factory


Ohio  Police say an Ohio woman being driven around in a limousine announced at a coat store she’d won the lottery and would pay for everyone’s purchases but ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax. Columbus police Lt. Michael Deakins says the woman announced Tuesday she’d spend $500 on everyone at a Burlington Coat Factory, prompting customers to gather at registers and call relatives.  When police arrived, 500 people filled the store and another 1,000 were outside.   Cashiers rang up sales before discovering the woman had no money. Angry customers grabbed clothes without paying.  The limo driver turned the woman in.  Police say she was arrested on three outstanding warrants but wasn’t charged for the coat store chaos pending a mental health evaluation.


Ok the only people who need a mental health evaluation are the employees and customers for buying this bullshit.  What is this Brewster’s Millions?  This doesn’t happen, ever.  And who the fuck are these customers who just grabbed shit and ran?  What is that?  Sorry the crazy lady lied to everyone but put the fucking clothes back you greedy bitches.  Calling more people you know to the store is a pretty shady move too.  The real question that needs to be asked here is how the fuck this woman got a limousine.  Do you not have to pay for those up front?  Because without the limo none of this nonsense takes place, noone is buying the lottery story if this chick rolled up on the bus.


One Response to “Crazy Bitch Punks Burlington Coat Factory”

  1. Will Says:

    someone should give this woman a couple billion dollars, I like her style of economic stimulus.

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