BREAKING NEWS! Boy Is Floating Over Colorado In Balloon

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CNN  A 6-year-old boy is floating over northeastern Colorado in a homebuilt balloon and authorities are racing to try and rescue him. The balloon, in the shape of a flying saucer is covered in foil and filled with helium. It has a compartment for a passenger underneath. It lifted the boy into the air near Fort Collins Thursday morning after the balloon became untethered at the boy’s home. A 6-year-old boy is floating over northeastern Colorado in a homebuilt balloon and authorities are racing to try and rescue him.  The balloon, in the shape of a flying saucer is covered in foil and filled with helium. It has a compartment for a passenger underneath. It lifted the boy into the air near Fort Collins Thursday morning after the balloon became untethered at the boy’s home.

 

Ok I’m watching this right now…this thing looks just like a flying saucer and I’m pretty sure this kid is fucked…I don’t know how long you can breath helium but it better be a long time cuz this thing is high fucking up there and doesn’t look like it’s coming down anytime soon…I’ll throw a picture up and any updates as The Loon covers its first live story!

UPDATE!

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I know it’s pretty fucked up but they are saying this thing is 7,000 feet high and that would make the air temperature 7 degrees…so doesn’t look good for this kid

UPDATE #2: The balloon is now higher than helicopters can fly…kid is up where the air is getting too thin to breath and the temperatures are going to be below 0 degrees.

UPDATE #3: Ok CNN has crappy info…it’s not nearly as cold as they were first reporting…and now it looks like the balloon might be starting to descend

UPDATE #4: It looks like the balloon is about to land…stay tuned…

UPDATE #5: Balloon is on the ground…no sign of the kid

UPDATE #6: Nobody was found in the balloon

Ok so the kid wasn’t in the balloon…so there are two possibilities…either the kid fell out and he’s dead…or he ran away and is hiding somewhere because he thought his dad was going to kick his ass for letting his balloon get away…if it’s the latter then this kid is heartbeat asshole of the day

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3 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS! Boy Is Floating Over Colorado In Balloon”

  1. bmqyanksfan Says:

    Holy shit! How the hell was there no kid? Hope he is OK.

  2. The_Creator Says:

    i dunno…this is a weird story

  3. Will Says:

    No wonder he was hiding in the garage. I bet his dad is would have kicked his ass. But now that it’s a big media story they can make all that money back doing talk shows and writing a book or something.

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