Drunk Woman Uses Designated Driver…Her 13 Year Old Son


SFGate.com  A Marin County woman faces charges for allegedly letting her 13-year-old son drive her and her boyfriend from a restaurant because they had been drinking, authorities said today.  Heather Choulos, 32, of Mill Valley was charged with child endangerment and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, both misdemeanors, and an infraction for letting her son drive, authorities said.   The boy got behind the wheel of the Land Rover and drove around San Anselmo. He “freaked out” and grew frustrated, ultimately stopping the vehicle in the middle of Sir Francis Drake Boulevard near Red Hill Avenue.


Ok is it just me or is this like, I dunno, a million times better than having Heather drive home herself?  What other reason is there to have a kid in the first place?  I always understood that your kids were your slaves to do with as you please, and one of their most important responsibilities is to drive mommy home from the bar when she’s had 10 too many tequila shots.  Heather and her boyfriend are just out having a good time with some adult beverages and need to get home, they do the responsible thing by getting a sober driver, what’s the big deal??  Sometimes calling a cab isn’t in the cards, maybe you’ve spent all your money or don’t have a cell phone.  Everything would have gone fine if little Johnny son of a bitch hadn’t gotten pissed off and stopped the car in the middle of the road, sometimes it takes a village.


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