Asshole of the Day: Michael Bay

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aintitcool.com  Remember that little tussle a while back when The Powers That Be at Paramount said we’d get another TRANSFORMERS movie in 2011? Then Michael Bay indicated he wanted to take a year or so off & more or less said we wouldn’t get another TRANSFORMERS movie until 2012?  Well…whatever that was about…has apparently been resolved.Michael Bay has posted the following on his Shoot for the Edit site (HERE):  Transformers 3: July 1st, 2011
10/01/2009 09:41 AM  
Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

 

First of all there is no such thing as “a great Transformers story” that’s number one.  Secondly, why the fuck is there going to be another Transformers movie at all??  The first two tried very very hard to completely destroy movies and narrowly avoided doing so.  Unless there is a 30 minute scene of Megan Fox being railed by a robot I see no reason to make another one of these “films.”  Now on to Michael…ok Mr. Bay…I know you love yourself, I know you would suck your own dick if you could, but can’t you just let this series die quietly?  I know the answer to that question is no because you are a money inhaling freak, but just had to get the question on record.  Seriously though these movies are garbage, they are really really bad, there are plenty of other things you could be doing…if you really want to make another sequel get Sean Connery out of retirement and make The Rock 2…even I would line up to see that…but since you won’t all I can say is, Fuck You! Michael Bay, asshole of the day.

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