Asshole of the Day: Gwyneth Paltrow

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There were literally zero choices for AOTD today.  I have been looking all over the place to find somebody…anybody for today’s honor.  I’m not going to lie…I struck out.  However, I’ll be damned if I don’t find a way to give out the award so I dug deep into my bag of tricks and decided to see who was born today.  Hilary Duff (ehh)  Bam Margera (almost)  No I went with Gwyneth.  This America hating decedent of hollywood people needs to be knocked down a few pegs, especially on her birthday.  She named her kid Apple for christ sake, if that doesn’t scream hollywood narcicism then there is no such thing.  She’s a pretty decent actress and I respect the hell out of her for getting naked in her movies.  However, she just rubs me the wrong way.  Plus she’s married to Chris Martin, the probably gay Coldplay frontman.  She hasn’t made a wise public opinion move in quite some time, but who doesn’t love how she ended up in Se7en??  “What’s in the box!”  Your head Paltrow, that’s what.  So Happy Birthday Gwyneth!  Asshole of the day.

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